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DESCRIPTION: Susan likes to answer so he can talk to people... When he remembers this weird technological thing exists, and hasn't accidentally left it in his trailer, or some other weird place.
[Left under Susan's door is a painted card. The card smells of pine needles, snow and a fireplace, and features Papyrus, waving enthusiastically ahead. Somehow there's boneprint snowflakes faintly falling against the pale background. Along the header and footer, the card reads:]
HAPPY GYFTMAS (ON THE MOON) FROM PAPYRUS!!!
[Inside, a personal message continues:]
HI SUSAN! I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING SOME EXCITING MOON ADVENTURES! THERE'S PLENTY TO BE HAD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE THINGS LIKE... WALKING IN SNOW, BUILDING WITH SNOW, THROWING SNOW. THERE'S SNOW END OF FUN TO BE HAD. AND! IF I HAVE EXTRA MONEY AFTER ALL MY GIFT BUYING! I'LL GET MORE BOOKS FOR READING. THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE ABOUT SNOWY MOON ADVENTURES. BUT, I COULD TELL THOSE FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE ANYWAY. WHO NEEDS THE BOOK! NOT ME.
Mailbox - Winter Break
HAPPY GYFTMAS
(ON THE MOON)
FROM PAPYRUS!!!
[Inside, a personal message continues:]
HI SUSAN!
I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING SOME EXCITING MOON ADVENTURES!
THERE'S PLENTY TO BE HAD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE THINGS LIKE...
WALKING IN SNOW, BUILDING WITH SNOW, THROWING SNOW.
THERE'S SNOW END OF FUN TO BE HAD.
AND! IF I HAVE EXTRA MONEY AFTER ALL MY GIFT BUYING!
I'LL GET MORE BOOKS FOR READING.
THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE ABOUT SNOWY MOON ADVENTURES.
BUT, I COULD TELL THOSE FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE ANYWAY.
WHO NEEDS THE BOOK! NOT ME.